We all love it when we get an unexpected text message. And we love it even more if that message happens to be drop-dead funny. Laughter can connect us with others and brighten up an otherwise mundane day.
What’s more, the surprise alone could be the perfect trigger to shift you into a more positive state of mind. All the more reason to check out these funny text examples!
Examples for funny text message to send
You can always send someone an inside joke or reminisce about something funny that always cracks you up, but you could also try and send something new. A hilarious quote or clever pun, for example.
Funny (anonymous) text message ideas and examples:
Let’s be like monkeys and hang later, okay?
Have the best day ever and if someone tries to ruin it for you, just tell me. I will yell at them from a safe distance, ’cause that’s what friends do, yo!
Doughnut forget we’re hanging out later. And yeah, we should totally get doughnuts as well.
Hakuna Moscato. It means no worries and let’s get drunk later.
I like that you’re my BFF a waffle lot.
We’re best fries forever, and everyone loves fries.
Funny text messages to send to your boyfriend
Imagine wrestling yourself through work, school, or an overwhelming sense of grumpiness. Suddenly you receive a hilarious text from your boyfriend. Aw, isn’t that sweet? Now you can do the same for him!
Funny text message examples to send to your boyfriend:
I’m in a pickle because my lover is not around. And you’re kind of a big dill to me.
I love you a latte. Even more than my morning cup of coffee, so yes. It’s serious.
Just saw your Instagram post and now I’m busy telling everyone I’m dating Jason Momoa. Damn, you’re fine.
I can’t decide what I want more, food or you? Food. No, you. I got it. Food on you!
Just wanted to let you know that you’re pretty much my most favourite of all time in the history of ever.
Your body consists of 65 percent water and guess what? I’m extremely thirsty right now.
Funny text messages to send to your girlfriend
Making your girlfriend laugh wins you huge bonus points in the relationship department. Whether you know she’s having a stressful day or you just want to bring a smile to her face, here are some great examples!
Funny text message examples to send to your girlfriend:
Gorgeous, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
You know what you’d be if you were a vegetable? A cute cumber, of course!
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you need to share your hotness with me.
Are you an appendix by any chance? Because this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to make out with you.
You know I’m a huge tech nerd, so I think this one’s hilarious. If you were a browser, I’d call you FireFoxy.
Funny anonymous text messages
Remember the key element to a funny text is the surprise effect. Wouldn’t you just burst out laughing if you received something like this out of the blue? Especially if you had no idea which friend it’s from?
Funny anonymous text message examples:
If we were on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute…I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.
Sometimes, I feel scared of dying and going to hell. But then I can’t help but smile because I know that you will certainly accompany me.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.
Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us, actually. I get better, you get older.
You drink too much, you curse too much, and you have dodgy morals. In short, you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Funny good morning text messages
Start the day with a smile instead of a frown and wish your friends the funniest good morning ever.
Funny good morning text message examples:
Good morning, mate. I know you have a ton of goals to start your day with. Rising early is never one of them!
I love you, but you really need to learn to wake up early and give your boo a nice cup of coffee. That will get you places you know. Like, in my pants. Good morning!
Hi BFF, just sending you a good morning message, knowing full well it won’t reach you until the afternoon!
Good morning, lazybones. May this day be a productive one…for someone else, not you, obviously!
How is it possible that you’ve reached adulthood and still sleep like a hungover adolescent? Rise and shine, sleepy bones!
Good morning to the one friend I have who believes in the early bird. Have a nice one, weirdo!
I’m sure someday you’ll be a morning person. But not today. Back to bed, it is!
Funny birthday text message ideas
There are loads of witty birthday messages around. We’ve selected some of the funniest for you!
Funny birthday text message examples:
Happy birthday. Thank you for always being older than me!
Want a piece of advice on your birthday? ‘You have to appreciate the little things in life’. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age!
You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory.
I tried to find you something that reminds you of your youth, but they were fresh out of cave art.
You turned 50? Well, that Botox is certainly working.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Unfortunately, you have the first but crave the latter. Happy birthday!
Congrats! The inevitable just came a year closer.
Funny get well soon text messages
Is one of your friends sick or hospitalized? Cheer them up by sending one of these messages. Some of these texts are a bit on the dark side, so be careful who you send them to!
Funny get well soon text message examples:
If you weren’t this irresistible, these darn germs wouldn’t like you this much. Get well soon!
Get well soon and come back. We’re all dying to know what hospital food tastes like.
Congrats, you’re sick! Enjoy your holidays, relax a lot and most importantly: Come back just before you’re better, so we can also get the chance to fall ill! Don’t keep those germs to yourself!
I knew you were desperate for some time off, but aren’t you taking this a bit to the extreme?
Laughter is indeed the best medicine. Or gin. I’ll come to smuggle you a good bottle of spirits this afternoon, just wait and see!
Get well soon. Unless I’m the sole beneficiary of your life insurance. In that case: stop fighting it and let yourself be at peace.
Try not to think of this as a hospital stay. Think of it as a luxurious spa with meals, regular health checkups, and ice cubes. Have fun!
I hope you feel better soon, so you can come back to work. And immediately feel worse.
People who think laughter is the best medicine obviously never had morphine. Enjoy the ride!
Funny prank text messages
Pranking usually goes one step further than a funny text message. We’ve collected three funny text pranks, but if you want to discover more, just go to our special article on text pranks here!
Here are a few funny examples:
- Ask one of your friends a question over text. When they’ve answered it, you immediately reply as if you’re repeating their answer in another texting conversation. This will drive them nuts!
- If your lover is asking you to text back, you will say you can’t. They will ask why not. You will say: ‘Because I’m driving and it’s dange’. Let them hang in the air for a bit, by not returning their phone calls.
- One of the best pranks in our book is fake subscribing someone to something ridiculous. Just pretend you’re a subscription service of daily horoscopes or facts and figures about cats, chameleons, or zebras, or whatever. And bombard your friends with hourly or daily updates about this subject. They will become desperate, we promise you that!
Looking for more? Check our article about fake text messages.
Frequently asked questions about funny texts
What can I say instead of LOL?
Besides 'LOL', there are many options to express laughter after reading a funny text message. Here are five alternatives for 'LOL':
- Haha or HAHAHA in capitals for true laughter
- LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off)
- ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
- I can't stop laughing
- I'm cracking up
You can choose one of these expressions to express that you find something funny. Especially knowing that 'LOL' or 'Haha' can be weakened through repeated use.
Keep in mind that the above suggestions have no place in professional communication, like emails or even text messages. Use a complete phrase instead, for example: 'That's so funny'.
Why do the Japanese say WWWW?
Japanese people use 'W' to represent laughter. 'W' or 'WWW' stands for 'warai', which means laughter in Japanese. You could see it as a synonym for 'LOL' or 'Haha' in English. So when someone finds something funny, the Japanese say 'WWWW'.
The more W's, the longer the laughter, similar to 'Hahahahaha'. This is mainly used in informal contact and less common in a professional context.
What do you text when you're bored?
If you are feeling bored, then what to do? You can start a conversation with someone over text. Dependent on your mood, you can just keep yourself busy texting or sending some funny texts. Here are some examples. Pick the ingredients that you like and go have a conversation and make some fun via text.
- Ask how someone's day is.
- Suggest playing a game together, like entering a word one by one and creating funny sentences
- Share a funny joke or message.
If you are in a funny mood, you could also play around with someone by sending a funny anonymous text message. Check out these suggestions:
Hi, haven't heard back from you. Did you hide the evidence?
And then send another message 30 seconds later: 'Sry, wrong number'.
Or send a message about an appointment at the gynecologist.
The echo for your pregnancy is scheduled for Monday (X date) at 14:00. Hope this fits your schedule. Please confirm by contacting the hospital.
Are you in a relationship? Send this to your boyfriend or girlfriend:
Breaking up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
Let's see how soon he or she will call you.